boomhauer: some kind of cafab genderqueer, sells the rest weed
hank hill: very straightfowardly a baeddel, will explain forthrightly about camab trans lesbian separatism, has a blog
dale gribble: baeddel, conspiracy theorists, talks about mind control and cafab power structures of academia. Representative quote: “Don’t you understand hank, we can’t put our thoughts on the internet, thats where the cafabs live.”
bill dauterive: furry, anime loving, homestuck fan, genuinely nice