here is a list of ridiculous things that happen in the official Touhou manga

rabbiteclair:

• Reimu and Marisa walk around the Forest of Magic purposely getting squirrels drunk to try finding a youkai solely out of curiosity
• Cirno eats a bunch of poisonous mushrooms and has hallucinations all night
• Remilia adopts a bunch of hobgoblins and has a pet chupacabra
• Marisa accidentally releases a fucking evil dragon, then just lets it go because it promises her a nice present
• Star Sapphire blows up Reimu and the front of the Hakurei shrine. With a fucking bomb.
• Sanae spends like half a chapter of WaHH thinking that Pikachu is poisoning her friends
• Suika gets drunk and decides that pretending to be the wind would be fun, so she turns herself into mist and just goes around attacking people.
• Reimu apparently keeps a kitsune bound and gagged in the shrine for, like, a week.
• the kappa find a seal and make a kappa Sea World with it.
• Patchouli trips in the library and spends like an entire day buried under books.
• the Three Fairies of Light fight a tiny puppy and lose.
• that time there was an entire manga about Remilia building a rocket and invading the moon.
• Marisa gets into a fight with a plant and loses.
• Eirin Yagokoro, the great sage of the moon, lies to a bunch of fairies to cheat them out of a jug of booze.
• the Fairies of Light trick Reimu into walking across a river, but she doesn’t even notice because a bunch of fish jump up and make a bridge for her.