mine is recording of David Attenborough reading through 700+ Pokédex entries
“Its pincers are not only powerful weapons, they are used for balance when walking sideways. Extraordinary!”
“Alola! A wimpod is a natural scavenger, it will gleefully chow down on anything edible, no matter how rotten.”
the thing is at this point there are like a couple dozen separate entries for each of the 800+ he could dedicate a couple minutes of narration to each one which is as much as he does any other animal